what an adventure.

wow. who thought that walking our dogs could be such an adventure? when you have two strong golden retrievers, one older and the other a growing puppy, it will always be an adventure.

So today i decide to walk both of my dogs together. at the same time. i have never done this before so i thought i would try it out and see how it goes. i shouldnt have done this for a few reasons and one of them was it was 45 degrees outside and i didnt have any gloves. im so smart. So we start walking down the street, its not too bad. they pee and do their business and i pull at them when they sniff too long at a patch of grass. then my younger dog decides to cross to the other side of the sidewalk and then i do preactically a dance move to twist myself out of between their leash's. and during all of this i have to keep the dogs separated because it isnt rare for my older dog to pee on my little dog... so we continue this pattern of crossing sides, doing a dance move and watching where my older dog lifts his leg. I decide to mix things up a bit and i cross the street to take a different path. as i am about to turn on the next street there is a group of creppy looking guys so i decide not to turn and keep walking straight. so much for variety. the the older dig decides to take a puup in some bushes. i kinda felt bad for the poeple because the poop was right on top of their christmas lights...they could have some trouble taking them down. so then im walking and the younger dog goes around me from behind and wont go back to the other side of me. so im pulling at his leash and he decides that hes going to get back to his side of the sidewalk by going to through my legs. and at this point i just let go of his leash and let him walk around me back to his side. throughout all of this the older dog is pulling me down the street so im like half runing while doing all of this. then FINALLY we get back to my street and the younger dog poops and there was no way i was picking it up because it was green. ew. i dont even care anymore so i take the dogs off of their leash and let them run home.

MORAL OF THE STORY: never walk two dogs at once or you've just gotten yourself into a big pile of poop.



have a nice day.