absurdity- absolute absurdity

days are so beyond crazy. like you have no idea (well maybe you do, but still). just today, this is what i did and what i will have/want to do:

school (it was a half day today, got out at 12)
lunch
orthodontist appt.
mental breakdown- wont get my braces off for 6 more months and they are ALREADY STRAIGHT and will be meeting the jonas brothers with them on :(, have to wear rubber bands all the freaking time, no colors on my front teeth. this began the madness and anger.
attempt to start homework which includes a (stupid) health project, studying for bio test, studying for scripture and spanish quiz, math hmwk, drawing assignment.
went to go buy spikes for track meet tomorrow
MUST catch up on 2 episodes of american idol and 2 episodes of the bachelor

it is absurd how much stuff i have to do
i dont think it should be legal. for real.
not in a good mood today. sorry had to vent

MORAL OF STORY: high school sucks. weekends are too short. summer needs to come faster

just another day

dang flabbit. i hate homework. like really i dont mind school but its just homework that really gets me. first off i just dont want to do it. second, i have 3 younger siblings so the house can be very noisy and times and i can be very testy. and third, ugh. its homework lol. come on people. and of course, my dogs can be distracting as well. so i got everything settled at my dining room table and was getting started on my homework when my puppy comes right next to me and barfs. cant you feel the love?!?! so i freak out and squeal as my stomach gets a little sqeamish and i call my mom and tell her. and she tells me i have to clean some of it up and she'll do the rest when she gets home....i wanted to bend over and puke, myself, when she said that. so i call up for my sister to come down and help me do this ohorrendous task. we get all of our gear on (rubber gloves, goggles and attempted to try to clip our noses-FAIL) and we head over to the dining room.....i go for it and get like 50 paper towels so i wont have to feel it and i pick it up throw it in the trash can and run for the sink. i washed my hands for a while 5 minutes straight i think.

so thats my adventure for the day
ok here it comes...ive been waiting for this moment:
well, life is like a box of chocolates. you never know what you're going to get.

YES. got to put my blog title into action. i hope that the name of the blog makes sense now to everyone. i thought it was pretty clever, if i do say so myself :]

au revoir
Elizabeth

what an adventure.

wow. who thought that walking our dogs could be such an adventure? when you have two strong golden retrievers, one older and the other a growing puppy, it will always be an adventure.

So today i decide to walk both of my dogs together. at the same time. i have never done this before so i thought i would try it out and see how it goes. i shouldnt have done this for a few reasons and one of them was it was 45 degrees outside and i didnt have any gloves. im so smart. So we start walking down the street, its not too bad. they pee and do their business and i pull at them when they sniff too long at a patch of grass. then my younger dog decides to cross to the other side of the sidewalk and then i do preactically a dance move to twist myself out of between their leash's. and during all of this i have to keep the dogs separated because it isnt rare for my older dog to pee on my little dog... so we continue this pattern of crossing sides, doing a dance move and watching where my older dog lifts his leg. I decide to mix things up a bit and i cross the street to take a different path. as i am about to turn on the next street there is a group of creppy looking guys so i decide not to turn and keep walking straight. so much for variety. the the older dig decides to take a puup in some bushes. i kinda felt bad for the poeple because the poop was right on top of their christmas lights...they could have some trouble taking them down. so then im walking and the younger dog goes around me from behind and wont go back to the other side of me. so im pulling at his leash and he decides that hes going to get back to his side of the sidewalk by going to through my legs. and at this point i just let go of his leash and let him walk around me back to his side. throughout all of this the older dog is pulling me down the street so im like half runing while doing all of this. then FINALLY we get back to my street and the younger dog poops and there was no way i was picking it up because it was green. ew. i dont even care anymore so i take the dogs off of their leash and let them run home.

MORAL OF THE STORY: never walk two dogs at once or you've just gotten yourself into a big pile of poop.



have a nice day.

im mentally and physically exhausted

oh my freaking gosh. my weekend has been beyond hectic. i went to go visit my cousins who are all younger than me. it was just dandy when i walked into their house and i could feel my allergies churning inside of me, threatening the life of me. so i was sick the whole time i was with my cousins. and on top of all of that, we stayed up late every night playing with our ipods and playing on our computers. its really amazing how long these little girls can stay up after a long day of shopping and being out and about. i guess a good thing is that 1) i went to see twilight 2) my little cousin can finally remember my name. and i am just so smart because on our way back home from my cousins house (which is a 5 hour drive) i agreed to spend the night at my best friends house. this makes me very thankful for the extra day of christmas break that we got. and i also love that extra day because i get tp rub it in my siblings faces when they have to go back on monday and i get to start school again on tuesday. SCORE. i know i havent been updating much but as soon as things become regular again i'll have everything sorted out and i can update more often

and oh, im working on a banner/header thing for the blog so stay tuned for that!

peace out.